Re: Dear Joseph is OFF THE CHAIN!!!

10 07 2008

Well well well. Joseph is OFF THE CHAIN this week. It might be hard to read but it’s completely worth it. WARNING vulgar language and sexual innuendo ahead. I’ve hidden the vulgarity behind the Read More Link.

Dear Will,
Sorry so late responding but the 360 is back and better than ever! Because I set it back up myself took me all damned day because as you know I am a total retard when it comes to these technical things.
So first off about your show… kinda sucked this week Kiddo. Boring actually. Not gonna soft soap it or kiss your ass like your sycophantic fanwanking yahoos who regularly watch your show and have nothing but fuck yous for people who DARE disagree with either you the WIICast God, the Mighty White Slab-O-WII, or the All Powerful Nintendo! (the slobbering sounds of so much ass kissing makes me sick) No live footage of you? No skits? Snoooooooooooze. LOL
Excited for E3? I am not. But for same reasons I don’t like CES, or any other high profile “Maybe, hopefully, someday, forgetaboutit..” promise you a taste of whats never to come, media hyped crap show. “Look what we can do! But you will never get a chance because the game is never coming out.” CAUTION! FLAME SHIELD NEEDED AFTER LINK! Its a bad blow job, all teeth and dry mouth and IF they get you excited enough to blow, they spit it out without swallowing…..
Wearing anything that remotely makes you look like Kevin Pereria automatically makes you a douche bag… Be YOU, Will The WIICast Dude, you have your own style and it works for you, chubby or not…
Hancock? Waiting for Blu-ray. But have found you should probably do that for ALL Will Smith titles in theaters…. UGH.
But I did see the Quantum of Solace Trailer too, online, and yes it looks good, but then so did Casino Royale… Don’t START with me and Bond Kid…. 😉 Yeah Harry Potter and the Five O’Clock Shadow, I mean Half Blood Prince is due for Thanksgiving this year and I think they have a small trailer of no substance, not sure, don’t care… LOL
So here we go with more hate mail when I say Mega Man 9? Give me a royal fucking break. Nostalgic 8 bit was cool for the first fifty titles but dont you think its time for update? you talking about possible 3d action game for Kid Icarus, Mega Man is up to 9 without update while that little fairy winged bozo has just two titles? Please. Mega Man deserves updating. And Yoga WII? If I didn’t see it with my own eyes I would swear you make this shit up Kid just yank my crank! LOL So what is this Spyborgs? Tell me more, or is it the category of “will never be” games that’s all talk and no product? And where the hell is Force Unleashed??? LOL
Okay okay, I am calm now, and will say goodbye for now, Love and affection to those who matter (you know who you are) and spite and venom to the rest of you!
Spanks and Thanks Kiddo,
Joseph

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2 responses

10 07 2008
Jesse Bramhall

LMAO

10 07 2008
Jesse Bramhall

PS, I kinda agree with him too. I want more skits back! When I was uploading all the shows to the itunes feed I was seeing just how many crazy skits you’ve done over the last couple of years. More skits! The Wiicast is supposed to be Saturday Night Live for Wii fans, didn’t you know? LOL, ok maybe not but it kind of felt like that watching all the shows again.

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