Reminder! Adventure Quest/Dragon Fable Contest ends TOMORROW!

27 01 2007

Our Apple/Nintendo Contest ends tomorrow so make sure all of you who are submitting entries get them in by 12:00amPST!

HERE’S THE CONTEST DETAILS incase you missed them.

Good Luck to all!

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28 01 2007
STICK.FU.MASTER.

Boy: I wonder who that sad RPG player is?

STICK.FU.MASTER: I’m just a free player.
Yes, I’m only a free player.
And I’m sitting here on battleon.com.
Well, it’s a long, long journey
To get to level 70.
It’s a long, long wait
While I’m looking at the server load,
But I know I’ll be a guardian someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a free player.

Boy: Gee, STICK.FU.MASTER., you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

STICK.FU.MASTER: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn’t even a free player, I was just a gamer. I decided that I wanted to play adventure quest, so registered an account and Atrix greeted me, “Want to be a Guardian” Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to advertisements and long waits for the server load. And I became a free player, and I’ll remain a free player until Fooziebear53 decides that my idea was good enough to make me a guardian/xguardian.

I’m just a free player
Yes I’m only a free player,
And I got as far as level 70.
Well, now I’m stuck with the server load
And I’ll sit here and wait
While a Fooziebear53 discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a guardian/xguardian.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a free player.

Boy: Waiting…The suspence is killing me.

STICK.FU.MASTER: Yeah, me too. I may die.

Boy: Die?

STICK.FU.MASTER: Yeah, die in waiting. Oooh, but it looks like I’m gonna live! Now I go to the quarter finals, he decides which submission was better.

Boy: If he vote yes, what happens?

STICK.FU.MASTER: Then I go to the finals and the whole thing starts all over again.

Boy: Oh no!

STICK.FU.MASTER: Oh yes!

I’m just a free player
Yes, I’m only a free player
And if foozie picks me to be a free player
Well, then I’m off to paypal
Where I’ll wait
With a 3 more free players
For foozie to upgrade
And if he upgrades me, then I’ll be a guardian/xguardian.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a free player.

Boy: You mean even if he says you should be a guardian/xguardian, paypal can still say mess up?

STICK.FU.MASTER: Yes, that’s called a glitch. If the website glitches, I’ll have to wait for it to go back up, and by that time you’re so old…waiting…

Boy: By that time it’s very unlikely that you’ll become a guardian/xguardian. It’s not easy to become a guardian/xguardian, is it?

STICK.FU.MASTER: No!

But how I hope and I pray that I will,
But today I am still just a free player.

Fooziebear53: He signed you, STICK.FU.MASTER! Now you’re a Guardian/XGuardian!

STICK.FU.MASTER: Oh yes!!!

Yee me!

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